How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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