Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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