Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Randomize
