Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Randomize
