OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
