We should be called the Road Head Warriors
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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