I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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