Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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