I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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