Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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