I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I think pants incapable of making pants work
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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