i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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