if i can run in heels then i can drive
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
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