I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
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