The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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