After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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