Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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