My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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