i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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