I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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