I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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