my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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