Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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