Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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