That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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