I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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