did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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