He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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