On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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