I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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