So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize