Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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