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We named our party play list daddy issues
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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