Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
The air taste purple.
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