Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
