even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Randomize
