perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I need a hoe opinion
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