They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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