just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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