First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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