So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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