oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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