quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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