fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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