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(816): View more from Missouri

About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.

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(850): View more from Florida

You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him

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(716): View more from New York

I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious

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(518): View more from New York

Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.

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(813): View more from Florida

I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations

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(207): View more from Maine

All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.

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