even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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