Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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