I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
this must be what syphilis tastes like
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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