We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I party with great urgency now.
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