My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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