new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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