even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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