Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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